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"Sex on the Beach," she said when I walked up to her open-
air shop. Then, as she saw the puzzled look on my face, she
burst out laughing and explained: "Sex on the Beach is what
is burning right now, that's what you're smelling."
I was indeed drawn to her booth by the sweet smell of incense.
You must know that I'm a sucker for incense and fragrant candles.
I have one or the other going most of the time, especially when
I am working on this Web site.
"Will you marry me?" I asked her. What man could resist a woman
with so much sweet smelling stuff?
Luckily for me she turned me down. For one brief moment I had
forgotten that I was already married. Have been for the past
42 years and to the sweetest woman on earth. Who else would put
up with a guy like me for all this time?
After sniffing, smelling and testing some of the other scents,
such as sandalwood, desert rain, wounded knee and dakar noir
I settled for Sex on the Beach. So there I was, on that sunny
Saturday morning, buying sex, 15 sticks for a dollar!